Twelve Self Storage Christmas Cracker Jokes

Twelve jokes on a self storage theme ‒ in the unique and cherished style of the British Christmas Cracker Joke. Print them, cut them out, and feed them into your crackers to delight your self storage friends!

Why did Santa Claus steal a big letter ‘S’ in January? Because he needed elf Storage.

What kind of rap music do self storage managers like to listen to? Bubble-wrap music.

Why did the removal-man have a black eye? Because he spent all day boxing.

What did the self storage sheriff say to his tape-gun? Stick ’em up!

Why do people storing archives have perfect manicures? Because they have so many files.

Why did the storage centre manager keep the abridged works of Shakespeare on his desk? Because people were always ringing him for a quick quote.

What type of dinosaur puts Jane Eyre into self storage? A Brontë-store-us.

Why is self storage safer in Scotland that it is in England? Because the thieves have to get through more lochs.

Why did Father Christmas put his sleigh in a self storage unit? Because the cost of renting stables was two deer.

Why were the South African rugby team refused self storage? Because the manager heard them asking for 24-hour excess.

Why did the Italian say ‘yes, yes’ to the security camera? Because it was si si TV.

What do you get if you put an elephant in a self storage unit? Evicted.

One Response to “Twelve Self Storage Christmas Cracker Jokes”

1. Antony says:

   January 11, 2011 at 3:51 pm

   We are not the first with the “elf storage” joke apparently. Go to Google images, and put “elf storage” in the search box – loads of self storage facilities appear with that first s missing. Santa has been busy! The same happened to the Armadillo (s)self storage centre in Hull last December, and the managers decided to keep it that way for the festive season.